Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.

"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."

by ColenaSix November 26, 2024

Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

No grease in this bacon

A saying, originating in southern parts of England, meaning that you have no stake or agenda in what’s currently happening. A similar saying to “I’ve got no dog in this race”

“Hey man, you started it, I’m not getting involved, I’ve got no grease in this bacon!”

by Johnson + Johnson July 18, 2025

Lemme Greasee

Grease is commonly used by a group of yns , or a yn the meaning is also commonly used in broward county fl. grease MEANS f**k but you cannot say "Grease you" when you ae cursing someone out you can say "Lemme greasee" or "greasee n goo homeee"

b: " Lemme Greaseeee "
g: " wha..? "
b: " Lemme Crackkk "

by snailyw September 5, 2025

Gritty Grease

Re-using anal oozings (a mix of cum, lube, rectal mucus, and fecal debris) as lube for anal sex. The fecund mix is gritty from particles, causing discomfort to both parties as well as often being foul-smelling.

I blew my load in her ass but she was so hot I stayed hard. I wiped up some of her gritty grease and gave her another pounding. It was all good but it hurts when you get it in your jap's eye.

by Sandjuggler October 20, 2025

Tennessee Grease Gun

When you're masterbating and press the tip of your penis tight up to your partners butthole, forming an airtight seal as you cum. You ejaculate directly into their ass, it acts like a grease gun, injecting lube.

Brandie had hemorrhoids so I couldn't put it in her ass, I gave her the Tennessee Grease Gun instead.

by Bad Saint Nick January 11, 2026

Go go grease

A slang term for lubricant

Guy: Yeah I'll take Cum Buns 3, a black whip, and some go go grease
Clerk: Flavored or Regular
Guy:...Flavored

by Skutner May 10, 2009