When a guy is getting head in a hot tube and he hold the other persons head under water then farts on them.
I was in the hot tube when my girl was giving me head. I held her head and farted, the gas bubble came up and hit her in the face so hard she came up out of the water to smell it and was based. I told her she had just been German submarined!
by Hotnathan June 7, 2024
Get the German submarinemug. When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
Get the German Thingsmug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 10, 2025
Get the .9.The Word "'Sephyr'" Is A Mastered German Expressionist User Name.9.mug. This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
Get the German Loggermug. by FSubby March 19, 2015
Get the dirty german shotmug. When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
“Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
Get the Little German Chocolate Holemug. The Bernhard German System is the name of the main thrust-formula used in real life. Used to achieve thrust and eventually fly planes or any other form of air vehicle.
by Nugart Abelhof April 13, 2020
Get the Bernhard German Systemmug.