Chocolate Diamond

A shit that feels like it will never come out, but after pushing with all your might, you finally feel it come out, expecting it to be gigantic. However, upon looking at it, you are surprised to see only a small pebble that is dwarfed by the size of your usual shits.

Woah, I just had a painful chocolate diamond, but after getting it out I was surprised by how small it was after I felt a light Poseidon's Kiss.

by nabnab1305 March 6, 2016

dookie diamond

A adornment for ones anus, who has been robbed from elasticity, from too much anal sex

I bought my dookie diamond after a long weekend in Palm Springs

by Crod2380 September 14, 2016

Skyler Diamond

A strong individual with their own sense of self. Eccentricity and intelligence held together with artistic flair. Loyal, independent, and strong willed. Hates drama, and being lied too.

Skyler Diamond is badass.

by Thediamondscene December 19, 2016

crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.

A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.

by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

tyler diamond

Super cool guy when you get to know him. Seems kinda like a loser but isn't. Always makes everyone laugh even if it is at him.

That guy is such a Tyler Diamond. He seems like an annoying piece of shit but he's actually rly funny.

by Jako2019 August 24, 2017

lady diamond

The logical extension of "lady wood"...because a diamond is harder than wood ...and the obvious relationship to the small hard jewel (the man in the boat) between a woman's legs.

She woke up with lady diamond having dreamed of him all night long

by foodie52 October 22, 2017

cz diamonds

crystals that shine and are cut like diamonds

nigga them diamonds not real they cz diamonds

by BTA CAM May 30, 2018