President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.

If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.

by Glide08 January 1, 2017

Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.

I want to go to the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuary

by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada's history

(noun) - A sexual act invlovling two hermaphrodites, a Stanley cup, maple syrup, and antlers. An act originating in Montreal, just in view of Sarah Palin's home, each hermaphrodite lubes the other with maple syrup. One then stuffs a stanley cup into the other's vagina. The other then stuffs antlers into the first's vagina. After doing this, the hermaphrodites insert their male members into the other's female parts.

Guy one: Did you check out twohermaphroditesonestanleycuponeantler.com?
Guy two: Seen it before. It's just a Canada's history.

by Stephen T. Colbert February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada

The worst place to live in the world. Beats you if you wont have sex with family members.

I would rather die than be in canada!

by Smellyfingers November 25, 2023

Canada's History

May-14-1902 Nova Scotia. A Samquanch ate 14 Canadian babies.

Historical Fact Canada's History

by Buddha311 February 4, 2010