Orange County Oil Change

The act of reaching your hand into the anus if an Orange County Resident, pulling out a log, whilst the Orange Counry Resident performs the same action on you. After you have both retrieved the dookie, both participants must then exchange their feces by placing the poop of the other participant into their own anal cavity

Gert: Yo, I gave Lafawnduh an Orange County Oil Change yesterday behind the TGI Fridays
Michael: Could you do that to me gang
Gert: Of course my cracker

by Fooligan Dictionary October 16, 2025

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

Grant county

It’s famous for a bunch of dick suckers and pussy lickers

Grant county is a trashy place

by Gaven August 7, 2019

Cherokee County Nose Job

Must have Eraser sized penis

The sexual act, while in Cherokee County, SC, of a girl going down on you with her nasal cavity doing all of the suction power without imploding her own head.

Man, I just got back from the Cinema 5 with ShaQuitta. My dick is so raw from her giving me a Cherokee County Nose Job.

by Slappy Dong Thomas January 3, 2009

Dutchess County Sunshine

When US Congressman Marc Molinaro uses his Dutchess County charm to blow smoke up his constituents' asses yet sells it as sunshine.

Marc Molinaro Facebook is filled with Dutchess County Sunshine!

by amaurot January 10, 2023

Schoharie County

Rural upstate NY in the Catskills where redknecks live by their stereotype and are proud of it. If you aren’t born and raised, you don’t belong. Unless you are either related to a local, or you can lie and manipulate yourself to the “top”, you will be outcasted by everyone you meet. If you’re a man, you better know a trade otherwise you will be rendered useless. If you’re a woman, you will be circled by predatory type men that have a pastime hobby of drinking until near death. They’ll act like you're the love of their life and then hit on the next new attractive pair of legs that pass by right in front of you. Their mommy will have unrealistic expectations of you as their baby boy’s partner, and you will have to deal with her snide remarks. No one’s good enough for her baby boy other than herself. What he’ll need is a replacement mother, not a partner. Women and men are living to get their egos stroked, and will stop at nothing to be the “better” love interest for people they don’t have any true intentions for. Friends won’t really be your friends. They will backstab you to be in the good graces of those considered more worthy by really shitty standards. Don’t bother calling out shitty behavior, they will just deny and repeat. There are some good people you will meet along the way, but their minds will soon enough succumb to groupthink, and they will choose to believe the rumors over your own word. They don’t want to know the truth regardless.

Live in Schoharie County if you enjoy subjecting yourself to abuse and don’t really want to get anywhere if life.

by SusieQing February 19, 2024

Ventura county

I've living here for over 20 years accumulatively. Here is what this county is all about. Nimby's, Nope's, draw bridge politics run this county whole Heartley. It is very locals only and very cliquey. You will have section 8 housing right across the street from million dollars listings. It's been called Bakersfield by the Sea, VENtucky and poor-man's Santa Barbara. You will have graffiti and homeless in residential Neiborhood's. They still have the traffic camera's that even L.A doesn't have anymore. Personally, I would rather be in Orange County or San Diego. Oh and yes they INFACT have the highest median home cost than anywhere else in the state of California. Welcome!

Yo let's go to Ventura County to pay for the overpriced fair, record shops and see people surf some whitewash at surf rodeo.

by stainless67 July 6, 2024