Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower
Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
Get the Cooked pussymug. Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")
After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025
Get the cookedmug. by Kittyflip April 10, 2024
Get the I’m cookedmug. This word show that the situation is obviously not fun or difficult to figure out a solution which helps the people who is in this situation from the embarrassment from counterpart.
You always throw me off boring question cooking!
Although, except for cooking is not wild to translate and understand.
Although, except for cooking is not wild to translate and understand.
by Fundamental rights March 10, 2018
Get the Cookingmug. An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018
Get the This Cooks My Duckmug. by gottabecontemporary March 6, 2024
Get the cookedmug. by Quackalicious_ June 30, 2008
Get the cook-iedmug.