President of Canada

A poisition which does not exist (yet).
Canada, as it is today, is a Constitutional Monarchy.
However, due th canada's Queen being the British QUeen, a pseudo-Presidential post, the Governor-General exists.
The Current Governor-General of Canada is David Johnston.

If not for Queen Elizabeth II, David Johnston whould have been President of Canada.

by Glide08 January 1, 2017

Canada's History

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada Dry

The one soda that still tastes good after going flat while being sugar and caffeine free.

"The Canadian ball sack goes Canada Dry after a month of back to back sex. "

by Soupy Man 69 January 27, 2022

Canada

The worst place to live in the world. Beats you if you wont have sex with family members.

I would rather die than be in canada!

by Smellyfingers November 25, 2023

Canada's History

A sex act only successfully performed once by Steven Colbert with Barbara Streisand's nose and lots of baby powder.

Yeah, he Canada's history -'d her REAL good!

by TheWorkman February 4, 2010

Canada

A supposed Country which is not real.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about Canada?
Person 2: Dude, Canada isn't real.

by Spaoggers May 23, 2022

Penis tip of Canada

Where Toronto and the surrounding areas are, includes Ottawa and Montreal.

"i live in Toronto!"
"you live in the Penis tip of Canada?"

by Freecorn1854 August 3, 2023