Clipped Bed

A bed covered in taco fixings

Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.

Tanner: What?

Mark: A clipped bed

by eposope July 19, 2022

Bed Writer

A person pissing or shitting on the bed in a letter pattern

Amber heard was a bed writer

by Rose koi June 1, 2022

Depression Bed

The bed of someone who is depressed, consisting of random objects that would not normally be in a bed.

My depression bed consists of dirty clothes, gum wrappers, crumbs, and a tape measure.

by RichGirlLAvibe January 4, 2022

silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger May 3, 2006

Bed Trashing

1. When you go to a random mattress store, and than sleep/lay/nap on one of their beds.

2.Eating and drinking on somebodies bed, and not even caring if you spill something or not.

3.Bouncing up and down on somebodies bed, ruing it.

1. When me and Tom went to the Mattress Depo, we had fun bed trashing it.

2. Kris is a total pig. He bed trashed my bed last night, and when I was going to sleep, chips was everywhere.

3. Kasey was totally bed trashing Mattress Depo, and she didn't even care.

by epicwafflerave September 4, 2012

bed corn

Food that is eaten in bed. Derived from a scene in the documentary, "Grey Gardens" in which the characters are seen eating corn on the cob while lying in bed.

John: Honey, are you eating spaghetti in bed again?
Jill: Oh, you know me...I can't resist a little bed corn!

by gary the squirrel June 8, 2017

Bed Writer

A person that used scat or urain to write on the bed sheet

*Bed writer* Someone Who pisses on the bed.

by Rose koi June 1, 2022