national get your girl a gift day

hey gentlemen get that sexy mama of yours and get her the gift of a lifetime. check vsco, pinterest, instagram, everything! no cringe though. good luck!

“hey bro did you get a gift for anne yet?
“for what”
“national get your girl a gift day”

by WackyWollie April 23, 2019

ur mom and your dad are both gay

The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.

Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay

by no u too May 7, 2018

National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day

March 3rd

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)

by Rapsman420 March 3, 2020

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

National give your friend Hayden head

April 27th is national give your friend Hayden head. Because they get a free pass on the 27th

National give your friend Hayden head means that on April 27th you have to give every one named Hayden free head

by Your lemon April 9, 2021

Your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom

An exruciatingly destructive insult to leave a person destroyed. It's the most feared comeback of them all, even more so than your mom's mom's mom's mom. This insult even leaves the user gasping for air.

The item dropped after such an insult is the ashes of the ones unlucky enough to be on the recieving end of it.

Viggo: I ate really nice squid last night.

Hans: Yeah well, I ate out your mom last night.

Viggo: Well, I ate out your mom's mom last night.

Hans: Oh well, I ate out your mom's mom's mom last night.

Viggo: That's nothing cuz I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom last night.
Hans: Too bad, for I ate out your mom's mom's mom's mom's mom last night.

Viggo: *Combusts in fiery flames*

Item drop: * Ashes of your enemies*

by Viper1-3 April 1, 2022

Don't wreck 'em/ Don't wreck your genitals

refers to damaging your genitals through playful but violent activites Can be used with parting words, as a warning or to describe a lack of life experience.

"You are 25 and you have'nt wrecked 'em yet?"

(to someone play fighting)"Hey, careful you don't wreck your genitals."

"bye jay, don't wreck 'em!"

by pixie December 1, 2004