a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent
by Emily H L August 26, 2010
Get the toolmug. by Sicario da Vinci May 12, 2018
Get the TOOLSmug. A guy who constantly talks about lifting and being tan. Gets no pussy! Just a dick in the ass every Wednesday
José is such a tool. Don't send me any more pictures of you in the mirror at the gym. You don't look good!
by Anonymous1118736 June 20, 2016
Get the Toolmug. this is a slang word used by hoodlums/gang/wannabes type shit, its another way of saying like a knife or a gun/ some kind of weapon that will fuck you up
by m$l April 19, 2024
Get the toolmug. by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021
Get the Cock n Lock Tool for sexinessmug. A person with an overly inflated ego who happens to think he’s the baddest mother fucker to walk planet earth and never hesitates at any chance he gets to remind you of that. They usually put a TON of effort in trying to come off much cooler than they actually are. Also usually for the most part unemployed.
“Did you see Jakes story?” “yeah, lmao. That’s like his 5th memory he’s posted today that was older than 5 years ago!” “Haha he’s such a tool!”
by Wrench monkey April 19, 2023
Get the Toolmug. by jujitsugeorge April 28, 2015
Get the Multi-Purpose Universal Fixing Toolmug.