Dirty story

you can get your entire hand inside your pussy and fell my cock fucking your ass. My cock explosed cum inside your ass and you got your second orgasm. you sit down facing me and start to likc me clean. You continue sucking my cock so that the guys see me blowing a third load...the biggest one on your boobs face and in your mouth. The two guys cum in the sand. get dressed and leave. We kiss dress yup and I go back to the beach while you get back to your house because you got what you wanted.

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I’m so hard writing this dirty story right now
by The random random May 18, 2022
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story patch

When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
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The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.


by yomismo July 28, 2008
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story burg

When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.

Burglary of your funny story.
I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg
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zal story

A story that is pointless. A story that is a waste of time.
Rachel: That was such a zal story.
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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