When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.
by VTG September 02, 2012
When a person does something outrageously nice for someone else, and in return they receive only a hand job.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Named for the episode in the Showtime series The Tudors where Anne Boleyn steamily tells Henry she's going to thank him for an incredibly expensive necklace, then jerks him off.
Coined by Eliza and Glennis of Pop Tudors, a webseries recapping episodes.
Person 1: David bought me a car for our anniversary! I don't know how to thank him!
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
Person 2: Just give him a hand boleyn.
Person 1: I spent two days helping her move apartments and what do I get in return? A fucking hand boleyn.
by helloalice August 28, 2014
An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.
In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022
by uniberg February 24, 2011
by JamesFan2020 July 31, 2021
by Apple Peels June 28, 2018
When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.
I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.
by Falcohol January 12, 2016