california stingray

The action of a man being penetrated from behind with a strap on or live dick and being beat off at the same time. A double California stingray is that in which a man is being penetrated from behind beat off and having oral sex all at once.

He had the best orgasm after the California Stingray!

by friskyflicker July 24, 2018

California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.

The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .

by Ham Theif January 31, 2019

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, then you punch her in the nose and then let the blood drip on your dick then she proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog was amazing last night!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

California Acceleration Project

An Anti-Mathematics lobbying group which believes people of color are incapable of passing mathematics, and convinced the state legislature to ban mathematics at California community colleges by "accelerating" all students into Statistics.

Also known as CAP.

Wow, 100% of State Legislators voted to approve AB-705? Don't they know that the California Acceleration Project used doctored statistics from the RP Group to promote this super racist bill? It's going to set back a generation of students.

by Nicolas Bourbaki September 1, 2018

California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

California Cerulean Ohserpentus

The California Cerulean Ohserpentus is commonly found in dark, small spaces, like nightstands or in a pile of towels on a bedroom floor. It is nominally larger than than the California Caucasion Ohserpentus, but significantly smaller than the African version of the same species. The trademark attack of the Cerulean Ohserpentus involves a quivering exterior that moves slowly to and fro, and ultimately results in the victims convulsing, accompanied by verbal outbursts, from which the OHserpentus got its name.

Oh my! A California Cerulean Ohserpentus! I wonder if it has attacked anyone recently. Why else would it be on the floor?

by GoneSquatchin’ May 20, 2018