soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

Soft

andrew iles

brooo ur such a softy

by whatt February 3, 2009

Soft apeth

When youre dog is tired and lazy. When someone is sensitive or emotional 24/7.

When someone is wrapped up in 50 odd blankets and they become a human buritto. But this is an efectionate term and ive never heard it outside of swansea ngl

Wow you really are a soft apeth

Shut up you soft apeth

Leave him alone he is just a soft apeth

by Welsh stuff August 5, 2019

Soft

Ted after any fantasy loss.

Did you see how Ted left the group chat after he got worked in fantasy? That guys soft.

by SawftTed October 28, 2022

soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

soft top

A man, usually a gay or bisexual man, that assumes the penetrative role (the top) in sexual intercourse in most situations but occasionally assumes the receptive role (the bottom).

Rick's not a total top, you have it wrong. He's a soft top. He bottoms every third week.

by UDRejuvenator August 20, 2025

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.

"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

by John0032 November 12, 2022