Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

Slip'n Slide

When a man with drum mag balls unloads his semen upon a female and creates a puddle of nut

Brooo he gave her the Slip'n Slide after not wanking it for a month.

by gooyachem July 19, 2024

Cincinnati Snot Slide

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.

Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!

by Pun10123 July 22, 2024

cuban slide

When a dog has an itchy ass and drags it on the ground.

Can you let the dog out, he’s doing the cuban slide on the carpet again.

by Le Wease July 29, 2024

Sperm and slide

A sex act where the male ejaculates onto the floor in massive loads, and the partner uses this as a slip and slide

Man: hey I’m about to ejaculate
Partner: do it on the floor so we can have a sperm and slide

by Sexyboy2468 March 25, 2025

The brown water slide

When you’re fucking her from behind and you piss in her ass and she starts shitting

It was like a waterpark, I wasn’t expecting the brown water slide.

by kingofnapzzz April 24, 2025

The Sunflower Deed SlIdE DeeD SunfloweR thE

The Sunflower Deed SlIdE DeeD SunfloweR thE

The Sunflower Deed SlIdE DeeD SunfloweR thE

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025