sad poppin

when you are extremely unhappy but you try to escape it by attending social events, turning to alcohol or drugs, just to find once intoxicated that you are now even deeper in your sadness. no matter how many people are around you, you feel alone and excluded. but, despite being trapped and drowning, you still feel poppin because for the moment you're numb to outside emotion. that feeling, is sad poppin.

daysha: do you listen to future?
rochelle: yeah man, his music is sad poppin
daysha: what chu mean?
rochelle: everyone's too caught up getting turnt to really listen to his lyrics and realize he's a seriously depressed drug addict
daysha: damn... true. that is sad poppin.

by lowkeylonely April 14, 2016

big sad

1. The great depression

2. Depression in general

1. Guy 1: we don't have any fucking money we need cabbage

Guy 2: I know bro its the big sad

2. I have the big sad and I want to die.

by Flanos, Destroyer of Worlds October 19, 2020

i have depression so sad

when people seek attention online

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

by jaia4life April 7, 2021

Epic Sad Guy Music

A term used to describe soppy, saccharine, generic, and wall-of-sound-ish adult contemporary cheese music, usually having vaguely Christian undertones. The genre itself originated in 2013, after the release of Hozier's "Take Me To Church", and rose to popularity in 2021 after Duncan Laurence released his song, "Arcade". It has since been used to define artists like Alex Warren, David Kusher, and Benson Boone. The term, however, was coined in 2025 by a Pitchfork critic known as Hannah Jocelyn.

Tom: What are you listening to?
Bill: Alex Warren.
Tom: Oh, you mean the guy that makes epic sad guy music?

by Dyl Dosankan Dumms July 22, 2025

Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.

Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!

by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

sad penis

When after masturbating, you feel inmense sadness and/or dissapointment in yourself

Man, i had an awful sad penis experience after masturbating over those old pics of my ex

by Mr. Morsa December 5, 2017

Sad

Small Asian Dick

SAD (small Asian dick) is seen as the cause for autistic rage on the internet is an Asian male dealing with having SAD (small Asian dick). Commonly manifests by harassing Asian women in interracial relationships.

by PersephoneG June 24, 2017