pocket porn

Steamy videos and/or nude pictures that are kept on any mobile device.

Tim has some pocket porn on his phone.

by mcnuggetdestroyer January 3, 2018

pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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me: Dude where are you?
them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!

by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

by JustaJoe January 23, 2013

Pocket Chow

Sometimes referred to as "pocket grub." Is a product of having your human dignity stripped of you from TBS staff, forcing you to eat mushed garbage food out of your pockets in order to sustain the the required energy levels to complete field events without suffering from the dreaded "fatigue."

"Bro, I'm dying here. Do you have any pocket chow you can spare? I fell in the shit creek and ruined all my MREs."

by TBSisms June 25, 2018

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

pocket shot

To inject intravenous drugs through either the subclavian or internal jugular vein.

yo, I just saw Theo pocket shot a speedball

by Chachimoto September 21, 2006