Indonesian Toilet Bowl

When you eat a shit ton of curry before sex, then get the shits as you are about to orgasm, and then proceed to give your female partner an Alabama hot pocket. You then clean the "toilet" with your sperm.

A: My man, it's going amazing with Jenna!
B: I heard you slept together last night!
A: We didn't JUST sleep together. I gave her an Indonesian toilet bowl last night!
B: Lucky ass.

by lil pulp December 6, 2017

public toilet wank

When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.

Public toilet wank (ptw)

Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.

Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw

by Hometown Hillary May 29, 2017

Idaho Toilet Bowl

When getting a rusty trombone you shit in the perons mouth

Yesterday, I hit my whore girlfriend with a Idaho Toilet Bowl

by Jacob Taylor January 3, 2009

Toilet Person (TP)

A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.

"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"

"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"

by lighterfuel October 24, 2009

Toilet Printing Press

When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.

My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon

by meme man 696969 November 8, 2018

toilet paper hat

a toilet paper hat

That's a mighty fine toilet paper hat, Ted.

by poobert January 15, 2003

Toilet Paper Biscuit

The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.

Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.

by LooSeaAhh July 31, 2012