A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
When a guy swirl poops in a toilet then takes his partners head and rubs it around the toilet while she sings the Egyptian proficies while he performs oral anus eating
by Dirty cocker6969 December 03, 2014
When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.
Public toilet wank (ptw)
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.
Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw
by Hometown Hillary May 29, 2017
by Jacob Taylor September 22, 2007
A Toilet Person or TP is an individual who will often lurk around male public conveniences in the hope of a sexual encounter.
"the Toilet Person (TP) in that shithouse was so fucking bold, he told me he started to tug as soon as he heard my steps"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
"Brighton....thats the TP capital of England"
by lighterfuel October 24, 2009
When a fatass can't wipe his ass due to his ass cheeks being so big so he spreads his ass enough to fit some toilet paper in there and like a print press closes his ass to press the shit on the paper.
My doctor said I'm on the road to obesity, I don't want to be operating a Toilet Printing Press anytime soon
by meme man 696969 November 09, 2018
a toilet paper hat
by poobert January 16, 2003