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Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."
"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"
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DT Martin

Only accept facts making your point/argument even stronger/better, and completly ignore every other fact regarding the topic.
DT Martin

Girl: I heard you were doing a Martin.

Boy with a very small penis: What is that?

Girl: It's when you hear everything a person tells you, but only accept the facts that proves your point.
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Mads and Martin

two boys that are gay and love eachoter and has sex everywhere
Omg bro I just saw a mads and martin
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@misansmartins_ ir 190cm
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