Keyed-board

After a night out, spent drunk and alone, you retreat to the computer to blog about your agony. Typing your heart out and dripping tears and vomit all over your keyboard.

Comes from the word keyed

I'm so lonely i don't have anyone to talk to about my keyed-board.

by MirMuhFuca November 21, 2009

key rage

When you rage on a keyboard so hard it brakes.

Dammn boiii, u key raging so hard i got cancer!

Last night, Michael key raged with his dick because he got noscooped.

by Whatup blet. March 16, 2017

Alicia keys

best rnb artist of all time

Alicia keys is the best singer off all time

by Billiejeanmjj March 23, 2021

Kei

Supreme being. Amazing at almost anything. Extremely long shlong. Everybody wants to be friends with a Kei. Incredibly handsome, beautiful, gorgeous. Above everybody else.

Why is Kei so hot.

Kei is better than everybody else fr.

Timmy, Santiago look its Kei!!

by Tsuyuyuyu November 23, 2021

Keys

Formerly kys (kill yourself) but due to social media censorship keys has sufficed

*a woke person posts a cringe video*

You comment "keys"

by SUPERWOGFAN100 September 7, 2025

Mid-key

When you are undecided but nick is willing to kidnap you with no ransom.

Just between you and me, I mid-key want in-and-out even though I had 13 hours to do so.

by Jesazian February 23, 2019

keys without the e

another way to say "kill yourself."

keys - e = kys

Said as an alternative in order to avoid the comment filter and you still need to get your point across.

A:"Game is game."

B:"keys without the e"

by hughjasshole February 2, 2024