karen

A type of mental disorder that makes the host (i think) become incredibly stupid, annoying and frustrating. This mental disorder can only spread by words, and it is based on if the other person decide to believe this or not. It can only be cured with the help of a therapist, or trickery. This appears more in women and moms then men and fathers

Symptoms:

- Not vaccinating your kids and spread lame news about vaccines (anti-vaxx)

- Becoming stupid and trying to correct professionals (doctors, NASA) like an idiot and not doing research

- “vIdEo GaMe CaUsE vIoLeNcE” (i once saw a f*cking tweet about a Karen explain how MINECRAFT IS BAD FOR KIDS LIKE AN IDIOT, SHE EVEN TRY TO EXPLAIN TO DEVELOPERS INTO SHUTTING IT DOWN LIKE B*TCH YOU EVER THOUGHT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BREAK ALL YOUR BONES

- Angrily shouting at random people who disagree with them (this is like the 2nd worst symptom lol)

- Being hated by everyone, no one even gonna look straight into their eyes and start respecting people anymore

Result: this mental disorder will not kill the host, but it is very likely to kill their children and if even one survive, chances that they will suffer more under the host’s watch, they will be more stupid, and a new Karen is created. If we keep explain craps to them, most will not listen, and the war between professionals and disorder carry on. There must be something we can do to eliminate all the Karens, or at least, their thoughts and symptoms

Dude 1: Hey i heard that person there got Karen
Dude 2: Yeah man that person suck they and the waiter have been shouting at each other for hours now
Dude 1: Wanna help the waiter?
Dude 2: Sure lets beat up the Karen of a b*tch

by Lemon_is_good April 17, 2020

karen

stop wasting your fuging time here and go call the manager already i am tired of this bullshit

waiter:i am sorry mam we are all out of chicken nuggets Mom:*in an annoying voice* Umm excuse me this is a restaurant you have to have chicken nuggets ....im going to have to call the manager waiter: ukkh you are such a karen

by Your_typical_pisces April 21, 2020

Karen

A woman who is constantly asking for the manager. She usually beats her kids when they don't listen

Mom 1: Look at that Karen
Mom 2: She's coming to us

Kid: M-mom... I broke the vase
Karen: You what? *beats child with belt*

by I want to probe you ;) April 23, 2020

Karen

An entitled parent ready to speak to your manager.

That Karen wants to speak to the manager

by Hvggvhgfvyyguvtjvgggygf April 23, 2020

Karen

A person who speaks to your manager for the littlest things. Gives you apples and toothpaste for Halloween. Aka an asshole

Karen: Let me speak to your manager!
Employee: Is your name Karen?
Karen: Ya, how did you know?
Employee: oh, just a guess

by Karen’s suck April 23, 2020

Karen

Karen- A usually middle aged woman who usually becomes Slightly aggressive when coupons or discounts are declined.

E.g "We had a karen in the store yesterday. She was a peice of work!"

by 19lydlar April 26, 2020

karen

a soccer mom who is normally found within the depths of r/entitledparents on reddit and also they will do AAANNNNYYYYYTTTHHHIIINNNNGGGG to make their pReCiOuS angel have anything they fucking want like what the actual fucking fucker fuck

Karen: im calling the police on you
random ass person: nigga dilligaf
karen: youre gonna pay me 2000000000000 dollars and my little angel is gonna get your house for one dollar
person: what did i even do?
karen: you didnt let me fuck you
person: fuck off ya fag

by ConfusedInMotherfuckery April 27, 2020