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Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011
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Iron Maiden

THE most influential metal band of all time IMO. Albums like Their eponymous debut, Killers, The Number of The Beast, PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING MIND, etc. ! They consistently pump out quality into your ears, they continue to innovate metal genre with 3 FUCKING GUITARISTS, they've solidified the metal genre as an artform, their latest album (Senjutsu) FUCKING SLAPS, They've inspired acts like Avenged Sevenfold, I COULD KEEP FUCKING GOING
(Guy 1) I just bought a new Iron Maiden album!

(Guy 2) Kickass!
by TotallyNotAnIronMaidenFan September 26, 2021
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IRONIC PEDOPHILE

Where a PEDOPHILE is needed in LEGITIMATE AREAS.

BACKGROUND MOVIE RARE
MIDNIGHT COWBOY X RATED VERSION
STARRING DUSTIN LEE HOFFMAN

JONATHAN VINCENT VOIT
THE FLASHING LIGHTS WORSHIP OBJECT FLUSH TOILET
AT THE ANDALUSIA DRIVE-IN
745 BRISTOL PIKE ANDALUSIA , PENISVANIA 19020

My CRAPSSPARC....oh my GOD....CINCINNATI as COTINUOUS REJECTION ASSH0LE PISS SHITS. As EVIDENCE PICTURE AT HOTEL ROOM.

for functional reasons many corporations depend on.

financial bodies will play stinging FAGGOT PRANKS on him.

FRAUDULENT BOOBY TRAPS

MOST IMPORTANT, MANDALAY BAY INVESTIGATION other things.
The world is a very strange place because if something worth quite a bit of money at the OUTSET intrinsically or a high stakes lawsuit needs someone as

make this really hurt but try a SUCKER.
ANAL ALAN the infamous IRONIC PEDOPHILE as the continuous free fall, the only recharge is MANDATORY (SHOVING BALLS UP ASSH0LE, SHOVE DICE UP ASSH0LE,PUMPING AIR ASSH0LE, SHITEATING SHIT FELLATIO, MY, AND PISSDRINKING) for each day into the night LOOK ABOVE.. BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS , AND LITTLE BOYS born with unstoppable ERECTORY RESPONSE can't stop he has to pay FUEL COSTS of his DICK ACTIVITY

The IRONIC PEDOPHILE ALAN I WALDMAN has no indoor shelter very rarely, AND has to ask EACH PARENT AND EACH PERSON with a DOG for "A FEW DOLLARS"."baby carriage coming through with baby" as get that DICK UP at attention ASSH0LE SUCKER.

IRONIC PEDOPHILE as " that CATHARTIC PERSONALITY" works wonders after loads of NIGHT SHIT EATING. smart ass MANIC CRIMINAL HISPANIC booby trap purposely break the FLUSHER on the PEDOPHILE WORSHIP OBJECT TOILET BUTT I made right immediately as ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE sees lots of FLASHING LIGHTS on thy royalist TOILET as a LITTLE BOY FIXATION as DUSTIN is told to WORSHIP THE TOILET , ridiculous my parents drove off!!!!" back to LEVITTOWN PA for you JOHN DOEN whoops I mean ALAN I WALDMAN as I am on as the CRIMINAL HISPANIC said , there is a "CAMERA"

. AS MOUNTAIN MIKE'S MENLO PARK , got the dog tag by BOOBY TRAP PLUMBER FLOODING intentionally BATHROOM drive ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE out BUT NOT ABOUT ME ONLY as more serious BILLIONS DOLLAR LAWSUIT, and SERIAL KILLINGS as the use of SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as the IRONIC PEDOPHILE istuck in his forever situation
by DISTRAUGHT May 28, 2022
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Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021
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Ironic

OK so she does understand irony. Oh! That's my third obsession. Brett's knees.
Hym "You know it's ironic that, um... Something. I don't know, honestly I don't have an ironic thing to point out here. Brett's knees was the joke. That's all I got for this one. It's a callback. In case you weren't aware. An old one. It's... Um... We've been doing this for a long time already.... Yeah. But I gotta go to sleep here so... Bye.
by Hym Iam August 20, 2024
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forged with iron

A noun has something iron in/on it, but it's from smithing.
Guy 1: "My blade in World of Warcraft is forged with iron!"
Guy 2: "I don't even play that game, dipshit."
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Iron river

Eponymous flow of contraband guns across the us mexico border
Guns are made of metal hence the name "iron river'
T jefferson parker wrote an excellent novel entitled "iron river" which deals with the illegal flow of gui and weapons across the us/mexican border.
by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021
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