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morning rump

a rare moment when upon awakening, you witness one of your pets using another pet's rear-end as their pillow. a sure cure to get anyone thru their morning slump
My cat avoids my dog like the plague, but today she decided to cozy on in to produce a well-executed morning rump. I sent my fam and homies the best pics they'll see all week.
by OriginalHomie May 4, 2023
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Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.
Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...
by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021
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I Have Class In The Morning

This is a slang phrase commonly used to signal to others that you want to suck some dick from the back, twice.
"Did you get with Tom last night?"
"OMG, yes he pulled it out and I was like 'I have class in the morning'."
by Panahka February 21, 2022
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Good Morning

A phase you use when seeing Jim Moortgat no matter what time of the day it is.
Good morning coach Jim Moortgat
by ConCole July 14, 2022
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morning sneeze

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants
by Homie number 3 May 9, 2019
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Good Morning

The greeting used by paparazzi at 4 A.M. to receive the kind and polite response from "Yeezy man" himself.
Paparazzi man: Hey Good Morning Kanye.
Kanye Best: Shut the fuck up
by Rey the Gay October 15, 2019
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