Wizard Hands

Someone who is extremely good at hand jobs

That bird has wizard Hands I shit you not

by LukeDuffy111 March 2, 2017

succulence hand

the motion of opening your hand outward from your mouth and making a kiss-like sound when describing eating something tasty

that burrito was SO amazing...(perform succulence hand)

by rianbrob March 12, 2018

Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011

Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

by Apple Peels June 28, 2018

Sandwich Hands

When you have sandwich residue (sauce, seasoning, stickiness) on your hands during or after eating a sandwich.

I wasn't able to greet him due to my sandwich hands.
I couldn't use my keyboard due to my sandwich hands.

by Falcohol April 23, 2016

hand molester

1. Feeling the need to molest your hand and then doing so
2. The act of molesting someone else's hand to show affection
3. Touching someone else in order to get their skin cells on your hand and then molesting your hand so you can eat thrie cells.

"Did you see him at the party? He is such a hand molester!"

by suspendernoob October 5, 2016

Jackpot hand

(Noun) A term used to describe a hand in poker that contains 3 sevens, or three of a kind sevens. This is derived from the idea that 3 sevens is considered the jack pot on a slot machine.

Since that 7 came out on the flop, I've got a jackpot hand!

by OlFashioned November 14, 2013