Hand Delivered

Ejaculation caused by stimulating the penis with ones own hand.

The lady wasn’t putting out last night so I hand delivered one myself.

by uniberg March 10, 2011

succulence hand

the motion of opening your hand outward from your mouth and making a kiss-like sound when describing eating something tasty

that burrito was SO amazing...(perform succulence hand)

by rianbrob March 12, 2018

Sloppy Hand

When one ejaculates onto ones hand and slaps the girl/guy across the face with that hand after a blowjob. Done best when recipient does not know it is going to happen.

Vijay sloppy handed her so hard, she fell over.

by VTG September 2, 2012

Hand dancing

A fast gesturing motion of rapid movement of the hand primarily for self gratification...more commonly known as masturbate

I like to hand dance when nobody's home.
That Hand dancing queef

by professional penis sneezer July 23, 2012

Jam hands

When you eat a PB&J and get sticky-ass fingers. Jam hands!

"Bruh luv me some PBJ but these jam hands"

by imryanreid December 12, 2016

Dick Handed

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

After taking a piss at the bar I walked out and saw the lead singer to a band that sucked. i went up a shook his hand and thanked him for his show. All the while the singer never knew that he was dick handed.

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Later i saw a buddy in the bar. I walked up to him and shook his hand. Later noting to him that he just got - dick handed!

by edsned October 27, 2010

timmy no hands

A player that has zero skill at the game they're playing.

Player 1: bro, is that a timmy no hands?

Player 2: omg yeah

by JamesFan2020 July 31, 2021