satans...boyfriend

The best person in the world

Dumb person “who’s @ satans...boyfriend?”
Smart and cool person “the best person ever, follow it on TikTok or I will kill you.”

by satans...boyfriend July 1, 2021

Boyfriend

you either mean an boyfriend or the bf from fnf

girl 1: hey i got a boyfriend today
girl 2:cool

by red haired bf from fnf lol June 9, 2021

National Boyfriend day

The 2nd of August where couples or just the boys celebrate the day they got a girlfriend or lad day with the lads and celebrated with gifts or drinks

National Boyfriend day celebrated by all with gifts and drinks

by Phone the doctor July 25, 2021

Sephora Boyfriend

A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.

Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3

by rachLlllll July 1, 2024

ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.

by The_realist_manz February 10, 2019

Boyfriend

Somebody who can cheat on you if they wanted to.

Boyfriend: “Hey babe, what’s up?”
Girl: “Why are you cheating on me??”
Boyfriend: “Cause I can.”

by SomeChinchilla September 26, 2020

Platonic Boyfriend day

Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat

"happy Platonic Boyfriend day ratt!"

by Art...1 August 1, 2022