Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

An awe-inspiring person, sharing heritage of an AwesomeSauce, but developing intoxicating influences of high traces of Awesomeness and forcing the author to upgrade the title.

AwesomeSauce came back home as Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

by PaastaSauce June 14, 2021

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Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce

This most awesome person truly stood by the definition of Awesomesauce. So,as an honour, the title upgraded to ASCS.

AwesomeSauce you’re now “The Awesome S’awesome Cattywampus Sauce”

by PaastaSauce May 19, 2021

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Pubic Awesome

A Pubic Awesome is the act of orally pleasuring a vendor after they provide a particularly spectacular service. Due to the gusto with which a Pubic Awesome is performed, there can be collateral damage in the form of dental contact with the groin region, often leading to pubic hair and genital warts being caught in the teeth. At the completion of the act, the grin of the customer will generally be bristling with the fruits of their labor.

Vendor: So what do you think of your motorcycle tune?

Happy customer: God damn that's one peppy R6! I think I'm gonna have to leave more than a 15% gratuity! *glaaaaaarghhghghghghahgahghgahgahhRRR!*

(Surprisingly Hirsute) Vendor: *Sigh* Another happy customer, another Pubic Awesome. I'm pretty glad I don't manscape!

Happy Customer: Might you have a floss-pick?

by TRAIL BOSS October 16, 2012

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NERD-ER-AWESOME-NESS

GET STRAIGHT A's in school and do
all your homework but yet you stay freshh
to death with your Gear and Fly Sneakers soo
your such a NERS-ER-AWESOME-NESS.

Damn kid Your such a Nerd-er-Awesome-ness
because you have to doo all your homework
soo you can goo buy new nike sb dunks and feel
proud of yourself.

your such a damn nerd.

by RENNe312...ITS REALLY "JENS" WORD THO. November 22, 2006

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