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smooth as kitty litter 

being un-smooth
ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...

fucking soft as balls 

That feeling after you shave your testicles when your testicles are really soft.
Dude this cat is fucking soft as balls
fucking soft as balls by softballs69 December 23, 2013

Stiff as dicks 

a.) V. stiff, tight, or hard. Painfully stiff.

b.) Inflexible.
"My muscles are stiff as dicks! I haven't been able to sleep in days."

"I asked for an extension on my assignment, but the lecturer wouldn't give it to me. The guy's stiff as dicks about that shit."
Stiff as dicks by Iamasparrow March 16, 2014
1) A phrase indicating that examples or clarification is to follow.
Synonyms: for instance; like; for example; e.g.
1. The definitions here are more useful for slang or terms otherwise not found in online dictionary results, such as bootylicious or donkey punch.
2. Sometimes these definitions make no sense, nor do they even correspond to term/phrase being “defined,” such as the the definitions for THIS phrase (i.e. such as).
Such as by AxMeDefinitions February 24, 2018

Sexy as hell 

Amia is sexy as hell
Damn who is that she is sexy as hell

disco (widely used in chat restricted places such as Roblox) 

Disco is a shortened version of Discord. On Roblox and other chat filtered places that censor the word ‘Discord’, Disco is a grat way to bypass the system, and no one can ban such a word because of its common use without relating to Discord at all.
(Roblox guy 1): Yo, what’s your ########

(Roblox guy 2): what the hellin fridge is that supposed to be

(Roblox guy 1): i mean disco you outdated muffin

(Roblox guy 2): sure its akeldox#29202
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Disco means a shortened version of discord on censoring platforms such as robloxe and others etc

btw dont give out your discord to people randomly and never click links, especially if they are youtube links cuz dont get rickroleled
the word being defined: disco (widely used in chat restricted places such as Roblox)