layan mahmoud hussain al sheikh

Layan is a trashy hoe. If you meet a layan you will be a trashy hoe too. Don't be a layan. She is a sharmoota.

Diana: omg I fucked someone yesterday

Farah: omg don't be a Layan mahmoud Hussain Al Sheikh

by Urlittlemommy October 19, 2022

Abd al-malik'ed

When you get your doonies beaten down so hard that you get your dome rocked. Such a violent thrusting motion can only achieve such an accomplishment.

Dahmer: "Bro where were you last night???"
Epstein: "Sorry bro some guy at a bar Abd al-malik'ed me hard last night"
Dahmer: "Oh?"

by Jeff Epstein 616 October 19, 2022

Al-farhan

In Arabic, the happy fellow.
Anyone called Al farhan is the best person on earth

"Yo, Al-farhan! What's up?"

by shrexy dude October 21, 2022

Big Al

A man with a massive penis known to split people in half and is responsible for their god complex

Did you hear about Big Al ? He split that poor person in half

by Asdf69420 January 3, 2022

Big Al

The director of Juwu Furry Actors (AB), who can often be seen driving around in a forklift at mach 3 as a pachycephalosaurus. He has great skill when it comes to killing people.

What is that?

It's Big Al's magical forklift...

by CallMeBez May 19, 2022

Joelle Al-Haddad

The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.

Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."

by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022

Big Al

NONCE... the true definition of a proper old school nonce. DO NOT, I repeat, do not let this man near your kids unless you want them to be fiddled with beyond belief.

That big al is right nonce, I once saw him hanging outside his flat smoking a rollie and chatting to school girls. proper wrongen

by king of grime May 26, 2022