If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF I
by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025
Get the If I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Catches Anyone Looking Down At Him, Angel Hellstrom Will Call Himself "'Jupiter`~`Morningstar'" And Land On Quicktime Events, iF Imug. Despite a restless night, Grandma assured everyone she was still in the land of the living and ready for her morning tea.
by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024
Get the in the land of the livingmug. "Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
Get the Fake Poon Landingmug. The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
Get the Lunar Landingmug. by Come out from under the land September 24, 2023
Get the Come out from under the landmug. A sexual endeavour between two people, a Moon Landing occurs when one person is on their hands and knees, whilst another gets behind them; normally a position know as doggy or doggy style.
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
Before the person at the rear enters the person on there hands and knees, they spread talcum powder (or similar dry powdery product) over the bum cheeks and bum hole of the person on all fours.
As the person at the rear is preparing to "land" (enter the other anally with a penis or strap on toy or whatever they both should wish) they say in a walkie talkie voice "*walkie talkie break* landing in T minus 10 seconds!". They then start counting down from 10 (still in walkie talkie voice if they should choose) slowly thrusting their hips forward at a pace which would allow them to "land" at the count of zero.
As the person counting gets to 2, the person on all fours pushes a fart out, ideally sending the dry powder into the air simulating the moment at which the capsule landed during the official moon landing and the small thrusters sent moon dust flying.
At the point at which the rear person enters the person on all fours, the person on all fours may wish to proclaim "this is one small step for man" to which the person at the rear should respond "one giant leap for man kind"
by J.Clemintine February 6, 2025
Get the Moon Landingmug. A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.
The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.
The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.
Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"
Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"
Average Joe: "people still play that??"
Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"
Average Joe: "people still play that??"
by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017
Get the Rod Landmug.