When grandpa calls the kids to breakfast in the kitchen and ultimately throws up chunks of cheese covered brisket in a semi-circle splashing on all the children. A prank played on one’s grandchildren.
by Studmuffin420 January 06, 2024
by Dannydacheeto April 11, 2021
A music genre dominated by cis straight white men who talk about beer, trucks and girls in tight clothes and women who talk about murdering their husbands. Also particularly avoided by members of Gen Z
Dolly Parton is a Country Music Icon
by Ozbot_3000 February 14, 2024
"SOME FOLKS WEAR THEIR HATS WAY OFF TO THE SIDE WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN LOW AND A GUN TUCKED INSIDE TAKE THEIR BEER BY THE 40 AND THEIR CHICKEN DEEP-FRIED I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE ONLY DARK I LIKE IS WHEN I TURN OFF THE LIGHTS THE ONLY HOOD I LOVE IS POINTY AND WHITE CAN'T TRUST YOU IF I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACE AT NIGHT I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT"
by Word_God October 01, 2023
Music for sister-fucking, Ford F150-driving hicks and white trash who dwell in the most non-country ass places, like a suburb.
There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
There are three constants in life: Death, Taxes, and FUCK COUNTRY MUSIC.
by Piss Machine September 28, 2024
Country music is straight up A.S.S music
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
(A)busive (S)tep (S)ibling music
Anyone who listens to it needs to be mentally diagnosed with S.H.I.T
(S)chizophrenia (H)ellraising (I)llegitimate re(T)ardstion
by Realniggaseatass August 18, 2023
by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022