Salty KitKat

When you are so erect you are harder than a stale KitKat

Did you see George's Salty KitKat
No but i heard it was huge
How embarrassing imagine being that hard

by Degeneracy's peak May 22, 2021

Salty Oyster

When your mate racks a PhAt line on the mirror with your mums oyster, and there's a little residue on the card

Oi come on Gav, lick that SALTY OYSTER

Gav it's a bit fucked, I'm so fucked, lick the salt off this salty oyster my guy 'hashtag 100'

by neckbevvies247 May 15, 2021

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

salty sister sarwin

to be in a salty, uptight and pinched mood.

james: omg move your fucking bag over there jesus!
emma: wow, someone's a salty sister sarwin today

by the saltiest of all shistars June 24, 2019

salty

When you smash your controller on the table when you lose a game, a league player is another exampel. When you rage so much that the house blows up. ALLAHUA AKBAR

FUCK SHIT; THIS GAME SHIT FUCK SALTY SHIT

by Lildevel January 4, 2017

Salty tiara

When you are in the middle of cumming and wipe the jizz all over the partner's forehead.

I just had the best orgasm ever! Look at her salty tiara sparkle in the noon day sun.

by DrippyDrop July 22, 2018

Salty Mailman

When (s)he is mad at you, and doesn't wanna slip it in your box, but reluctantly does it anyway.

"He was pissed when he lost that argument last night, he was such a Salty Mailman when we went to bed."

by Erranty February 25, 2020