Salty

means that you get hella pissed, annoyed, or upset because of some little thing that someone else does even though its not that deep and is just a joke

Boy:"its just a joke man why do you have to get so salty about it"

or
Boy:"i dont want to pick liam"
Friend:"why not"
Boy:"he gets so salty when he loses"
or
Boy:"why so salty"

by Ass'n'Titties May 3, 2018

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salty

A person who's salty gets annoyed at the slightest things. They express their annoyances aggressively and persistently.

The enemies of a salty person are sodium bombs, dragons, and trolls.
The allies of a salty person are relaxing activities such as practicing music, or going for long walks on the beach.

Troll: Man you are so salty.
Salty: I am not salty! You need to stop saying I'm salty because it's wrong!

Troll: You prove my point.

by Turducken_Burger April 21, 2017

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Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

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Salty

I thought "salty" only very recently acquired this meaning (see the other entries). However, I came across it in a book published in 1969 "The Moon is a Harsh Mistress" by Robert A. Heinlein near the top of page 32.

'Don't jump salty, beautiful"

by A handle not already used March 29, 2019

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salty tomato

A girl/guy whoms face gets very red and gets salty over the nickname salty tomato

Dang that girl is a salty tomato

by Cupcake hoe May 29, 2017

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salty

/ˈsôltē / adj.
1. A characteristic of one who has just been offended and metaphorically has cried, leaving the salt of their tears on their face.
2. A revengeful attitude

Jim: F**k! I can't believe I lost again! It was definitely the fault of this controller!
Bill: Stay salty bro! Aha!

by CountViktor February 28, 2017

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