A euphemism for masturbation.
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by teh_universe May 16, 2010
"How many Mac Salmons does it take for a disgusting fat whale to reach the maximum-allowed capacity for its mouth's anal blowhole?"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 26, 2023
probably one of the funniest people you will ever meet. Mac is not your average person and has a dirty mind. He loves to FaceTime you no matter what he is doing. In some situations he can be nice and helpful but in others he's care-free and crazy. He is someone that is definitely hard to replace because of how special he is. Mac is someone that does things most people would never even think of doing. Very odd person I would say but overall he is a good friend and someone that can always make me laugh.
by Whatupmydudes December 12, 2017
by I'm a MACCer October 17, 2022
When Leaf saw a free swing on the swing set they quickly rushed in and macced the swing by getting on it.
by I'm a MACCer October 17, 2022
The lifeblood of every college dropout. It's like a hug in a bowl, but with noodles and orange powder. Eat it straight from the pot and customize it with whatever's in your fridge, from hot dogs to Sriracha. It's the meal that says "I may have dropped out, but I'm still living my best life."
by LUMONOVA April 18, 2023
by ThatCanuck420 December 16, 2024