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Big Syndrome

A deadly contagious syndrome that can cause particles, situated in ones testicles, to expand over the span of around 16 weeks, and eventually explode the shit out of their ballsack.
“guys… GUYS… DAVE HAS BIG SYNDRO-”*death*

Nobody:
Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you have been diagnosed with… big syndrome. I can approximate about 12 more weeks left for you to live. I suggest you move to a far, deserted island before it’s too late.”

“Yo guys, I’m gay”
by SoyMilk181 March 6, 2023
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left syndrome

alyssa: lauryn can i borrow a pencil

lauryn: YJJYFUUTKDTYJFYUG FIUIUFIVUHKJ

alyssa: nope nvm you have left syndrome let me go ask tom
by upsidedownsyndrome123 February 24, 2017
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Prii Syndrome

When someone gives you Prii Syndrome you will get a Prius faster than lightning.
Oh shit that guy gave me Prii Syndrome
*RUNS TO THE NEAREST TOYOTA*

GAVIN!!
by Gaviiiiiin December 27, 2017
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Martin Syndrome

A condition where upon seeing prepubescent teenagers an individual will develope a two inch boner in an uncontrollable fashion. The only known cure for this condition is blowing King dick to completion.
I have a case of Martin Syndrome and I need some king dick to get it to go away.
by TheZippo November 8, 2019
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Texan Syndrome

Texan Syndrome is a series of behaviors mainly revolving around trying to be noticed online through spreading edgy humor and starting pointless arguments with others, as the name implies these behaviors are usually seen among texans online. The term was coined by The Eternal Kingdom in 2022 due to their members of texan origin being responsible for majority of moderation warnings for hate speech and controversial memes despite all the people involved not really knowing each other yet exhibiting similar behaviors, however what made the term get coined were other instances of similar behavior by completely unrelated people from texas in other communities as well despite the fact some of them are members of minority groups themselves.
Person 1: Ben just said that all gay people are secretly pedophiles
Person 2: He's from Texas, right?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: Inb4 another texan syndrome victim, someone quickly tell the mods before he gets the idea to start posting unfunny 9/11 memes.
by mi_do_ July 2, 2023
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Paris syndrome

A sense of strong disappointment felt as a tourist caused by some combination of culture shock and the failure of the visiting destination to meet one’s own preconceived expectations. It can result in several psychiatric symptoms such as acute delusional states, anxiety, depression, derealization, the feeling of experiencing prejudice, and more.

The term originates from Japanese tourists experiencing this phenomenon while visiting Paris, France, but in modern times has been used to describe feelings expressed by people complaining online that any given tourist destination was not what they expected.
“Did you see the video of the guy complaining about his visit to Greece?”
“I’m not sure what he expected. It sounds like Paris syndrome.”
by BigFinisher July 31, 2023
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Birchfield Syndrome

The pain you feel in your neck after you fall asleep sitting up and your head hangs to the side for too long.
"If you keep sleeping on the couch sitting up like that, you'll get Birchfield Syndrome!"
by King Kraggoth May 15, 2016
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