pocket bomb

When you text someone repeatedly so they will feel the shake until they reply.
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them: crickets
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them: stop with the pocket bomb!

by mtPoopsAlot June 12, 2017

Piss Pocketing

pissing in a woman's vagina, sexually, or for some other fucking reason, may be used as a noun too: (piss pocket).

"Oh yeah that's some GOOD piss pocketing."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

Pocket Chow

Sometimes referred to as "pocket grub." Is a product of having your human dignity stripped of you from TBS staff, forcing you to eat mushed garbage food out of your pockets in order to sustain the the required energy levels to complete field events without suffering from the dreaded "fatigue."

"Bro, I'm dying here. Do you have any pocket chow you can spare? I fell in the shit creek and ruined all my MREs."

by TBSisms June 25, 2018

Hot Pocket

When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.

Dude passed out and got hot pockets.

by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

pocket fuck

An intimate couple consisting of an abnormally large male and an excessively small female; the female is so miniscule when juxtaposed with the gargantuan male that it is said she could fit in the male's pocket

"Goddamn that is a pocket fuck."

by Plinty O'Toole Craven Moorehead Harry Beaver Jack Ofsalot September 6, 2007