Pocket Surfing

When your smart phone remains unlocked in your pocket and clicks on things outside of your knowing.

Random Message: dude, who are you? What's with all the thumbs and waves?
You: What? Oh shit, I'm sorry. My phone must have been pocket surfing. I gotta be more careful about that.

by QuiteRadical June 23, 2022

Hot Pocket

When someone passes out at a party and you place an open Taco Bell Diablo Sauce packet in their armpit.

Dude passed out and got hot pockets.

by Sleevesrolledup April 29, 2021

awkward pocket

a pocket on a girl's shirt right on or next to her boob.

girl: eww, mark is so creepy, he tried to reach into my awkward pocket!

by agirl6765 December 13, 2012

Pocket Chow

Sometimes referred to as "pocket grub." Is a product of having your human dignity stripped of you from TBS staff, forcing you to eat mushed garbage food out of your pockets in order to sustain the the required energy levels to complete field events without suffering from the dreaded "fatigue."

"Bro, I'm dying here. Do you have any pocket chow you can spare? I fell in the shit creek and ruined all my MREs."

by TBSisms June 25, 2018

Outta pocket

A term used to describe foul or abhorrent statements.

Cletus: I fucking hate niggers!!
Jeb: Now Cletus, that was outta pocket!

by Blegh the big Dicker October 10, 2022

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

pocket shot

To inject intravenous drugs through either the subclavian or internal jugular vein.

yo, I just saw Theo pocket shot a speedball

by Chachimoto September 21, 2006