MINECRAFT

a game that people in my school wont SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT

chad: YO WANNA PLAY MINECRAFT

timmy: HELL YEA

by BISEXUALGURL .COM May 25, 2021

i like minecraft redstone

you dont so just stop

i like minecraft redstone cause im a dumbass

by just a joke April 19, 2021

Minecraft

A game of the Gods

Person 1: Hey whats your favorite game?
Person 2: Minecraft!
Person 1: *bows down*

by Dababy89 April 28, 2021

Minecraft Gamers

some of the top tier gamers of the decade

Minecraft Gamers are such a top tier gamer of the decade, maybe even of the century!

by CryptoKnowsWords May 1, 2021

MineCraft

Poggers

No MineCraft words just poggers

by Twcui May 3, 2021

Minecraft Kid

Kids who played Minecraft back when it was super popular, before Tommy "Intuit" Innit sent his British goons out to take over Mojang's HQ. Minecraft kids are usually slightly overweight, pale as hell, wear prescription glasses, and always have the name "Alex," which they practically invented. They are usually found in caves, in-game or real life, trying to find diamonds.

Alex: I love Minecwaft!
Alex: Me too! Let's go mine for some diamonds.
Alex: I nearwy got all of da diamond awmor.
Alex: Me four. I have spare diamonds so we can cwaft them into some diamond awmor.

Alex, 15 years later: I sure was one of them Minecraft kids.
Alex, 15 years later: Me too.
Alex, 15 years later: Me three.
Alex, 15 years later: Me four.

by Eggego September 9, 2024

Minecraft BattlePass

The Minecraft BattlePass is what you say instead of Fortnite BattlePass sometimes when you feel like it.

Lets get the Minecraft BattlePass.

by shongwave man November 11, 2024