Certified Lover Boy

Done
A combination of toxic masculinity and acceptance of truth which is inevitably heartbreaking.

I’m truly a certified lover boy

by Josiah’s wisdom August 24, 2025

ethan loverance

an absolute chad who is so secy and everything

'guess what im doing"
"playing batman"
"youre such an ethan loverance"

by scrubisme April 12, 2022

rice lover

In order to see the true definition see azn john.

omg...it's the rice lover!!!

by WENDY February 3, 2005

hs lover

a person i love with the artist, harry styles. They must atleast own ONE merchandise of him to be considered a hs lover, AND KNOW EACH AND EVERY SONGS ( NOT INCLUDING 1D) LYRICS.

Mia: why does my crush have hs lover on her insta
Cory: She must love harry styles

Mia: REALLY? So she loves him so much she knows all the words to his songs

Cory: EXACTLY

by Urmamalikesdilfs October 29, 2023

Bro Lover

a Person that loves their Bro/Homies and will do anything to satisfy their needs

Adam: Yo bro are you gay?
Lewis: Nah, i'm a Bro Lover

by Pigsadthesadpig March 25, 2022

lover

A person that is in love or fell in love with someone or something.

"HEY! that guy is my lover he's so hot right?"

by yourfrisk October 12, 2022

MANDATORY SHIT LOVER

You just have to be thst way if you want to FORM A VERY SUCCESSFUL CORPORATION.

Something about this CHEESE THING.

GOT do what you are meant to DO.

Look to be honest with you the first MANDATORY SHIT LOVER besides IBM as to pierce your VAIL as the case PICHAI,BRIN, PAGE. SCHMIDT,COHEN,and many others know that a GOOGLE is "SHIT" and the PROOF is their rationalization , oh being ENGINEERS, ENGINEARS, and ENGINAEERS running a corporation makes the most sense so why don't we say a G00GLE is G00G0L as that is our G00G0AL to be honest with you which the later with our GOOGALL to say before this flies away we need a G00GULL " they love the BEACH(BE.ing Alive CHild) ," you're such a DAMN LIAR, G00GH0UL you have as you are SHIT 260 just "G00GLE" "PED0PHILE" in the ALPHABET can find being "ENGINEERS , ENGINEARS, ENGINAERES , and BUSINESS PEOPLE find the G00GLE in the G00G0L a G00G0AL firstly PARSE THE ALPHABET and always give it a SCALAR VECT0R MANDAT0RY SHIT L0VER

Wait a second CHEESE SMELLS AND OF COURSE SHIT SMELLS but SHIT does not taste any bit like CHEESE ," as who CUT THE CHEESE " is more like making a CUP OF BITTER EMETIC COFFEE and that be your MANDATORY SHITLOVER

Not making this up as in the SAN MATEO MENTALPONNI the MALE RESTR00M there is SHIT GRAFFITI and not only that as someone left the fredh PERFECT TURD nice and fresh in the TOILET next door to the GRAFFITI STALL being a JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL "C0PR0PHILE" PEDOPHILE I took the smaller TURD out of THE TOILET and went to the shower noticing " T0 LET I" be a MANDATORY SHIT LOVER ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE and consume or as the TURD neme fuses into SHIT "EAT SHIT"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 22, 2022