Jarryn

The absolute fucking beast. One of the best people ever to roam this land. He is very short but he makes up for it in penis size. HE IS LIKE A TRIPOD

WOW, that guy was such a Jarryn.
He made me moister than an oyster

by Ureak Hunt May 15, 2018

jerred my son

jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up

to use jerred my son you have to squeeze it

by easykoosu April 12, 2019

worm jerky

n. worms that wash up from the ground during rainstorms and helplessly dehydrate in the sun afterward into a hard squiggle.

"Ew, don't step on that worm jerky - it crunches underfoot in such an unsettling manner."

by Shannon L-B April 18, 2008

Double the jerky

This is where to males face each other with the tips of their dicks touching and one of the males, or another member jacks both dicks off in one fluid motion

Double the jerky is so much better than one

by Bayu6969 April 28, 2009

jerrett

Jerrett is a retarded fat-ass that loves to sit in his chair the entire day playing video-games. He obsesses over dirtbikes and computer parts he could never afford. He gets angry only at video-game related topics. He usually will never find a wife and will come out as gay in their forties when they have lost all hope.

Kid 1: "Hey did you see Jerrett today?"
Kid 2: "yeah he was looking as retarded as always"
Kid 1: "yeah what a loser"

by Wunked June 2, 2018

Jenry

A funny but highly intelligent drug addict who dwells on the thought that he can never playing league of legend ever ever again :(

For fuck sake jenry -

by 1970karma October 18, 2018

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 12, 2006