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Craven Country Jamboree

The largest country music festival in the world, also the easiest place to get laid in North America. Its a Redneck Paradise. Biggest craziest party on earth. Four days without any sleep, nothing but country music, beer, trucks, hot women and Mud!
"Hey man are you going to the Craven Country Jamboree this year?" "Hell Yeah! I fucked four bitches in one day there last year"
by bcpr162 September 3, 2013
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country

I wanted to listen to some music made by constipated horses so I got a country CD.
by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020
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Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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Cross Country

Running or jogging across fields or a countryside.
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Country Bath

Being in a hot tub with two or more cousins.
I tool a Country Bath after my family reunion.
by irunwild April 30, 2022
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