The captain hook

Having a wank with on finger like capitan hooked , perfect for those with only 1 digit.

Oh James sort us out with" the captain hook" treatment . James said sorry not today I'm getting finger cramps

by Captain fuck. April 9, 2021

craigs-hook

a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.

Two teenage boys are in conversation:

James: I am no longer a virgin

George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?

James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.

George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting

by Sexydimma January 21, 2012

mouse the hook

Deactivating the safety latch.

A industrial repairman sometimes must Mouse the hook as a last-ditch effort to diagnose and fix a machine without any safety features see if the main function works

It is illegal to Mouse the hook in Michigan as per state regulations

by 542561 June 2, 2018

hooks and cooks

optimum heat.

A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.

by hooks and cooks guy September 16, 2010

Meat Hook

Term used for a below average chick that you aren't really all that fussed about. You can fuck her or leave her. An average piece of meat that you use and leave hangin'.

Me: Hey Jay, there's some meat hook checking you out over there.

Jay: Cool, well I wasn't really doing anything exciting tonight anyway.

by Cory Cooper August 30, 2016

hook

A catchy phrase, sentence, or idea that usually occurs at the beginning of something, designed to draw people in. Example: "What can you learn from a one-year-old? If that one-year-old is Martha, your guide and expert through this training experience, quite a lot!"

I really like the hook you used in the first sentence of the email to draw people in.

by DumpTruckSally November 7, 2022

jenna hook

Falls for ugly people and thinks they are super hot.... has terrible taste in guys....

Omfg Jenna hook is gonna fall for it again.

by Jkxjdjdndndndjdhd April 18, 2018