Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.

Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro

by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022

Scorpion Hand

The act of getting your jollies off by purposely touching the spines of a lion fish and going totally limp with paralysis underwater creating a psudo-euphoric and dreamlike state similar to autoerotic asphyxiation.

Hey Randy, we don’t have time for scorpion hand tonight man. We have to see the ostracods.

by Ostracoddles May 8, 2022

Keyboard hands

When the hands of said keyboard user become increasingly veiny after process of playing/typing.

1-Woah man you got keyboard hands
2-Ah happens all the time when im playing

1-kinda hot though

2-Bro

by SickoBamba069 December 29, 2021

The hand-unit

An annoying system from Sister Location that malfunctions every SINGLE time you use it. It 'autocorrects' everything for you, fortunately. It has a yellow case with a black screen which includes a keyboard-like system. This keyboard-like system has green letters and others. If you focus on the hand-unit you will find a piece of paper stuck to the top right-hand corner, what this paper says is 'MIKE'. This is confusing as this appears on the first night. "Exotic Butters"

The hand-unit: "It seems like you muddled up, let me autocorrect that for you! Eggs Benedict."
You: "I-"

by EeveLyn November 30, 2020

Hand Badge

A term used by members of groups on the website Facebook. In 2019, Facebook introduces symbols nexts to users name to signify statuses such as Admin, Mod, New Member (Hand Badge), Conversation Starter, Founding Member, Visual Storyteller, Rising Star, and many more. As a popular trend, the new members would come into a group and start drama. This was when groups also referred to as “Tag Groups” started taking off, such as “The Hand Badges are at it again”.

New User ✋: I hate this group I’m leaving!

Old users: “The Hand Badges are at it again”

by Stalkinyourmom1 February 7, 2021

Hand Cereal

Eating Cereal Out Of The Bag With Your Hand & A Cup Of Milk.

Yo I'm Starving, I Think I Might Eat Some Hand Cereal.

by CDG.DDG March 29, 2021

Hand Scratch

That moment when you feel that scratch IN YOUR HAND and you scratch it with your teeth

"Dude, why is she doing that?"
"Dude, thats the Hand Scratch."

by Orcaheart April 21, 2021