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First AmeriReich

Donald J. Trump’s first term in office, from 2017 to 2021. A four-year fever dream where white supremacy found new confidence, cultural divisions became dinner table landmines, and facts were replaced with vibes. Notable moments include COVID chaos, bro-ing out with Putin, and the Doha Agreement—an underhanded gift to the Taliban followed by an Olympic-level blame game tossed at Biden and Harris.
In the First AmeriReich, Trump ran the country like a corrupt candy store owner—hoarding all the candy, eating half of it, throwing the wrappers on the floor, not sharing with anyone, losing profits, and blaming it all on the cashier.
by Jayley Weathers April 4, 2025
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The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.
"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo
by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 6, 2025
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Seventh-first chance

When you are constantly trying to have a chance with someone who has never given you a chance, despite how many times you have tried.
Mandy posted a status about how some people don't deserve a second chance because their are other people who are waiting for their first one. What Mandy fails to realize is there are quite a few guys in her yard trying to get a milkshake, and it sure isn't the first time they've been waiting for her shop to open. Infact chase is waiting for his seventh-first chance.
by Chasingwaterfalls November 4, 2013
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first step-cousin-nephew

1. The granddaughter of one's parent's stepsibling.
2. The stepgranddaughter of one's parent's sibling.
3. The granddaughter of one's stepparent's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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The first and second birthday (first to second) (2nd) (2)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025
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