Eater

A person that consumes endless resources while providing ZERO objective benefit to society, their family, or their social group.

"Fred: Hey Tony, we've been moving equipment ALL DAY by ourselves, when is Tyrone going to contribute?"

"Tony: Tyrone is an Eater, he ain't gonna do shit but sit around, suck up air, and complain."

by Sieggi858 March 17, 2023

speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.

"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"

by JahRoo May 22, 2023

Pie eater

Fat southerner who enjoys biscuits and being lazy

Some of us are competitive unlike these fucking pie eaters

by Shefuckedme June 17, 2020

eatering

eating

i am eatering

by awertg May 7, 2019

CD eater

Rock bands that sound exactly like they do on their records when performing live

-Have you listened to Radiohead's Staircase Live version? It sounds exactly the same as the studio version!

-Wow, it sounds like they are cd eaters

by kirashinigami17 July 30, 2017

Purple people eater

A purple 30 milligram morphine extended release pill.

The other day I chewed 2 purple people eaters and then swallowed 2......... I was high for almost the entire day.

by FTAU August 19, 2016

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024