Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Rock Eater

To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:

1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)

2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe

Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa

by Subterra July 9, 2021

Orange Eater

1. (noun) someone or something that eats oranges
2. (noun) a lazy prick

Did night shift even show up last night or are they just a bunch of fuckin' orange eaters?

by Aerestes May 19, 2022

Tushin eater

A guy that is obsessed with his princess.

Omg younes is such a tushin eater

by Cartieryb December 6, 2020

Dick Eater

When a male or female temporarily consume a penis.

Bro did you see what he did last night? Now he's a Dick Eater.

by MISTER PENIS69 February 26, 2018

EATER

a person who looks super good or sucks good dick.

Sally is an EATERRR!

by stfu.shani October 15, 2023

Eater

A person that consumes endless resources while providing ZERO objective benefit to society, their family, or their social group.

"Fred: Hey Tony, we've been moving equipment ALL DAY by ourselves, when is Tyrone going to contribute?"

"Tony: Tyrone is an Eater, he ain't gonna do shit but sit around, suck up air, and complain."

by Sieggi858 March 17, 2023