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Slutty eater

When you always eat without a shirt on
Wow look at Jackson, he is such a slutty eater…kind of hot though.
by Sluttyskunk November 10, 2022
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Eater

A woman who engages in oral often with great passion and skill
Damn you girl a eater?
by Hoeeater July 30, 2025
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Purple people eater

The other day I chewed 2 purple people eaters and then swallowed 2......... I was high for almost the entire day.
by FTAU August 19, 2016
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Noodle eater

If you eat noodles your are a pure defined gigchad
If you become a noodle eater you wont be bullied
by Crixificator July 18, 2022
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eatering

i am eatering
by awertg May 7, 2019
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Pudding Eater

Someone who is so self centered that if they visited you in the hospital they would eat your pudding cup without asking.
George came over yesterday, raided the fridge and then took a shit in my bathroom. What a pudding eater.
by TheCatStanzas February 13, 2021
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Loud Eater

Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.

1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.

6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
If your date is a loud eater, it's probably a safe bet you don't want to go out with them again.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
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