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Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.
Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"
by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012
mugGet the Pity Cookiemug.

Government cookie

by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019
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water-cookies

Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies
yo can me get some water-cookies, my seagrams is getting very warm.
by water cookies November 3, 2013
mugGet the water-cookiesmug.

Club Cookies

Club Cookies are another name a special pill that will give you the best time of your life (Ecstasy)
oi dave lad, wanna pop a few club cookies with me
by Bffhhgff October 13, 2020
mugGet the Club Cookiesmug.

Word Cookies

It's a game, download it from the app store fool.
"Want to play Word Cookies with me?"
by Clorox-Bleach April 20, 2018
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Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.
Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”
by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018
mugGet the Flower Cookiemug.

Strange Cookie

A strange cookie is someone who is strange and does weird things.
Genesis: *humming jeopardy music*
Quincy: You are one strange cookie.
by sophieaa March 3, 2020
mugGet the Strange Cookiemug.

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