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The Black Betty

An ancient Chinese ritual of song and dance before the sacrifice on a young marsupial. This usually happens every 1000 years on the Western outskirts of China. People of all ages and races attend the ceremony...not many marsupials attend though because of the fact they do not want to be sacrificed.
Yesterday my grandfather, Xing Xing Dong Xing, and I attended the Black Betty ceremony. I was so disgusted after they used a tweezer and a hair brush to pick all the hair off the marsupial we had to leave.
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Batty

An abriviation of the word Batmitzvah
1: Ahh so excited for the batty!
2: Don't you mean batmitzvah?
by justsoyouknowthat... June 20, 2009
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fatty boom batty

n. A fatty boom batty is packing a fat lip of dip and being fratastic. Throwing in a fatty boom batty is a past-time assosciated with playing video games, watching tv, and in the scummiest cases...making out with a girl. Fatty boom battys are best when used with skoal mint, skoal straight, and bandits. The ultimate fatty boom batty is also known as the Civil War, preferrably with a full sample tin of skoal minter on the bottom and mint bandits on the upper. I t is not a fatty boom batty if you dip while beating off, then it is just dirty and scummy and for pussies not man enough to get on bitches with a true fatty boom batty in. If u want to be really fratty, then call it a fratty boom batty and pack 8-10 lippers a day.
"I need a Fatty Boom Batty!!!" "Lipppeerrrsss!! Yea, fatty boom battys!!!" I love fatty boom battys
by Mark Payne December 10, 2008
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backseat betty

Chick who gets down and dirty and rides bitch on bikes.
I got all up in that backseat betty i took out last week.
by jawa23 December 20, 2007
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Batty

Batty, referring to Batty Sex-Materbation.
People practicing batty sex are batties
I, myself do enjoy batty sex
by jugglin December 28, 2005
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Batty Cruncher

Meaning chewing on the centre of one's ass.
"YO batty cruncher, stop biting on the centre of my bumbarass"
by IamJesushearMeRoar November 19, 2009
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