the sexiest man alive

Owen Watts

Me: Oh god im so horny
*my brain be thinking of the sexiest man alive, owen watts*

by the gay guy with a spoon April 6, 2022

L mans

Having e sex with your ex

Jeffrey: Yo... it's been done, I jus had virtual sex with my ex.
Johan: Nah man, that's some L mans activity

by orangutangaming123 August 28, 2022

Man whore

Man who gets with anything that walks. May lie to you, will probably try to fuck your friends.

See also: Chris

Chris is such a man whore

by user227394 March 26, 2023

Ur mans uses comic sans

One of the tiers of comebacks used in an intense battle where you or the other person exclaimed ur mom gay to the other. Is said to only be used by masters. Implies a person's man uses the comic sans font.

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeffrey: ur dad lesbian
Carl: ur granny a granny
Jeffrey: don't make me Carl

Carl: u won do it.

Jeffrey: ur mans uses comic sans
*carl starts to melt and erupt into flames*

by I have anudeispedia June 1, 2018

tell a man something

Used to indicate approval/agreement and hype up someone else’s self-affirmation

Drew: Wait but I kinda ate this fit, right?

Barry: Okay! That’s right, tell a man something!

by fr33agent July 17, 2025

Mans

Mans is a term used to address your boys. also used as a replacement for "he".

"Me and my mans will knock you off your feet mate. think again about coming in these bits yeah?"
"yeah a mans just nicked my bag!"

by tiny little boy September 5, 2018

Poke-Man

What dads and moms called Pokemon in the 1990's.

Pronounced: Poke Man, not Pokee Man

Dad: Son, why are you always playing with those damn Poke-Man cards. In my day we played with sports cards.
Son: Dad you cant play with sports cards. They were purely collectibles and had no game associated with them.
Dad: Oh so football isnt a game? Youre 10, go get a job you little bastard. I'm not even your real father. Bet you wouldn't have guessed that.

by ImGoingToPre April 19, 2021