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The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage 

The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage are first off and foremost, a guild of loyal Toast machine fans. We pledge our allegiance to the flag of the united truths of Rockage. These truths are as follows:

1. To live and to rock as hard as possible at all possible times
2. To help others live their lives to the fullest in the ways of true Rockage.
3. To promote Rockage and truth of its being to all.

We live this way because Toast Machine has called upon us, and it was said "as we set out on our noble venture - to bring true Rockage to the world - we shall face much difficulty. We summon thee to our aid!"

And as the message was said, The Righteous Warriors of True Rockage (TRWOTR) said, "It shall be done!"

All RWOTR start out at the rank of a lowly page, and shouldst they show glory in the field, other ranks are made available, such as Squire, Infantry, Cavalry, Knight, Knight Lord and Lady Knight.

We are in the ranks of the greatest alliances to have ever walked the face of this planet and we shall continue fighting until the great troubadours Toast Machine know both fame and success we their rocking music.
We are the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage.

To bad your band doesn't have Righteous Warriors of True Rockage like Toast Machine.

To be one of the Righteous Warriors of True Rockage, you must first possess only the noblest of mind and valiant of spirit.
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real and true 

refered to a hypixel skyblock guild, know for their obscure racism and toxicity and very chill gaming guild
hey are you in the real and true guild
yes.
ok
real and true by Par2d0x January 6, 2023
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These three scene days consist of:
1. going to a show (may go to more than one)
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3. YOUR CHOICE! do what every you want to with your fellow scenekin.

EXAMPLE! - thursday = go to a franklinville show
friday(night) = eat at the palace diner with 4 of your closest scene buds(or whoever)
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Betty: i love The True Days of Scene.
John: why?
Betty: because christmas gets 12 days of christmas, halloween gets 13 days of screams...I just like that the scene finally gets at least three days dedicated soley to the scene, and keeping it alive.
John: yeah. that's pretty rad.
When you have sex with your girlfriend in the bathroom at walmart and bend her over, stick her head in the urinal, and flush right before ejaculation so that she clinches tight for the finish.
Hey baby, come up to work so we can have a quick j-true.
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A true bottom

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California True Colors 

A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere
Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site